Pure 98'
Where you at Jackie?
posted by dc @ 3:02 PM
Friday, March 30, 2007
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
Lola, FoRealz
Taking it back to last Saturday, Dj iPod tore it up at Tu's dirty-first party! Brown, Choke and I snuck in for a photo op ...
All I got is my werd and my ...
Fast forward to this evening, Lola hit me up for a drink after werk. We ditched into Hapa for the evening; always great to chill w/ her!!! Interesting news ... she told me that's she looking to learn how thrown down wax. I offered up some free sessions and hopefully Brown can give her a tutorial on the skratch ... Put the needle on the record when the sound beat goes like this ... uber-hot to super-sexy ... YIKES! Great to see her ... Best of luck in SF!!! Before she split, Lola hooked up some new tracks to listen to ...
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All I got is my werd and my ...Fast forward to this evening, Lola hit me up for a drink after werk. We ditched into Hapa for the evening; always great to chill w/ her!!! Interesting news ... she told me that's she looking to learn how thrown down wax. I offered up some free sessions and hopefully Brown can give her a tutorial on the skratch ... Put the needle on the record when the sound beat goes like this ... uber-hot to super-sexy ... YIKES! Great to see her ... Best of luck in SF!!! Before she split, Lola hooked up some new tracks to listen to ...
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posted by dc @ 11:04 PM
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
Searching For The Truth
The truth is what we see.
The truth is what we hear.
The truth is what we touch.
The truth is what we smell.
More importantly, the truth is what we wear ...
With the above normal temperatures across the nation, young women are wearing less and less and less. "I broke my neck just the other day checkin' out this honey. She was bangin'!" says Jason Whittenbach, a junior at CU. Dress less to impress!
With all the snow melted, women are laying out in various areas of college campuses. Some women have been wearing their bikinis to class in order to maximize their tanning time. Nicole Wippoleo stated, "That's right, I've been wearing a bikini to school since it got warm. And I try to walk in the sun on my way to class so that I can get tanner. Can't you tell!"
Based on the fabric-o-meter yesterday, female CU students wore a combined total of .96 tons of clothing, while male CU students wore 1.84 tons of clothing. Prof. John S. Franklinstone commented on the numbers, "At first, we associated the vast difference in tonage due to a maintenance issue with the fabric-o-meter. But after a "long" walk across campus for lunch, we realized that the numbers were accurate. Although I am considered a professional, I'm not afraid to admit that CU has some nice titties. It has inspired me to work on a new device to gauge the quality of women breasts. I actually inquired with a few female students if they would participate in the preliminarly stages of design. Surprisingly, they immediately showed me their ta-tas and naturally, I got a boner!"
We asked Prof Franklinstone if the cost of building such a device would impact the tuition of CU students. Prof Franklinsstone responded, "I believe that we cannot place a price tag on the search for the truth. We hope that we can obtain funding through existing programs and grants instead of hitting the pockets of our students. However, based on our first run through the numbers, we may require an additional $500.00 per student. After all, we are in search for the truth."
The truth is what we hear.
The truth is what we touch.
The truth is what we smell.
More importantly, the truth is what we wear ...
With the above normal temperatures across the nation, young women are wearing less and less and less. "I broke my neck just the other day checkin' out this honey. She was bangin'!" says Jason Whittenbach, a junior at CU. Dress less to impress!
With all the snow melted, women are laying out in various areas of college campuses. Some women have been wearing their bikinis to class in order to maximize their tanning time. Nicole Wippoleo stated, "That's right, I've been wearing a bikini to school since it got warm. And I try to walk in the sun on my way to class so that I can get tanner. Can't you tell!"
Based on the fabric-o-meter yesterday, female CU students wore a combined total of .96 tons of clothing, while male CU students wore 1.84 tons of clothing. Prof. John S. Franklinstone commented on the numbers, "At first, we associated the vast difference in tonage due to a maintenance issue with the fabric-o-meter. But after a "long" walk across campus for lunch, we realized that the numbers were accurate. Although I am considered a professional, I'm not afraid to admit that CU has some nice titties. It has inspired me to work on a new device to gauge the quality of women breasts. I actually inquired with a few female students if they would participate in the preliminarly stages of design. Surprisingly, they immediately showed me their ta-tas and naturally, I got a boner!"
We asked Prof Franklinstone if the cost of building such a device would impact the tuition of CU students. Prof Franklinsstone responded, "I believe that we cannot place a price tag on the search for the truth. We hope that we can obtain funding through existing programs and grants instead of hitting the pockets of our students. However, based on our first run through the numbers, we may require an additional $500.00 per student. After all, we are in search for the truth."
posted by dc @ 4:56 PM
32 Days Remaining
Today I met with my advisor for the last time. Her last words after our meeting, "See you at graduation!" As spring break approaches, I'm still undecided on whether I will return to "work for the man" or to continue onto a master program. Damm the man!!! Since I've returned to school, I've grown accustomed to watching daytime TV, taking afternoon naps, waking up late without the worry of calling the boss and most of all, barely having any real responsibilities other than submitting an acedemic paper ever so often. Tell me I can find a job that embraces such a culture; or laziness. After Googling for an employment match, the words unemployment popped up frequently. Maybe graduate school isn't such a bad idea!
With the consideration of grad school, I would ultimately remain in Boulder. Unless of course, I obtain acceptance at USD ... I pretty sure I would leave in a heartbeat. My goal would be obtain a masters in civil engineering at CU (ranked 44 of 100 top engineering universities), while working as a TA for some undergraduate class (HA, picture me as a teacher). Just for kicks, I'm considering to apply to the top 3 engineering schools; however, MIT, Stanford and Berkeley are clearly out of reach ... how bout d'em apples? Obviously I'm not afraid of rejection ... or maybe I'm just good at wasting time! #2 is the correct answer!
I think at this point, I've swayed into staying in Boulder for at least another year. Plus, the idea of moving again ... eekkk! Before, I set it all in stone, I'm off to Vegas with Brown, Ewain and Jeremy for a weekend of relaxation and POKER!!! Hopefully, I'll return with a clearer picture and more importantly, a winner!
"Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act." - Truman Capote
With the consideration of grad school, I would ultimately remain in Boulder. Unless of course, I obtain acceptance at USD ... I pretty sure I would leave in a heartbeat. My goal would be obtain a masters in civil engineering at CU (ranked 44 of 100 top engineering universities), while working as a TA for some undergraduate class (HA, picture me as a teacher). Just for kicks, I'm considering to apply to the top 3 engineering schools; however, MIT, Stanford and Berkeley are clearly out of reach ... how bout d'em apples? Obviously I'm not afraid of rejection ... or maybe I'm just good at wasting time! #2 is the correct answer!
I think at this point, I've swayed into staying in Boulder for at least another year. Plus, the idea of moving again ... eekkk! Before, I set it all in stone, I'm off to Vegas with Brown, Ewain and Jeremy for a weekend of relaxation and POKER!!! Hopefully, I'll return with a clearer picture and more importantly, a winner!
"Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act." - Truman Capote
posted by dc @ 4:25 PM
