Searching For The Truth
The truth is what we see.
The truth is what we hear.
The truth is what we touch.
The truth is what we smell.
More importantly, the truth is what we wear ...
With the above normal temperatures across the nation, young women are wearing less and less and less. "I broke my neck just the other day checkin' out this honey. She was bangin'!" says Jason Whittenbach, a junior at CU. Dress less to impress!
With all the snow melted, women are laying out in various areas of college campuses. Some women have been wearing their bikinis to class in order to maximize their tanning time. Nicole Wippoleo stated, "That's right, I've been wearing a bikini to school since it got warm. And I try to walk in the sun on my way to class so that I can get tanner. Can't you tell!"
Based on the fabric-o-meter yesterday, female CU students wore a combined total of .96 tons of clothing, while male CU students wore 1.84 tons of clothing. Prof. John S. Franklinstone commented on the numbers, "At first, we associated the vast difference in tonage due to a maintenance issue with the fabric-o-meter. But after a "long" walk across campus for lunch, we realized that the numbers were accurate. Although I am considered a professional, I'm not afraid to admit that CU has some nice titties. It has inspired me to work on a new device to gauge the quality of women breasts. I actually inquired with a few female students if they would participate in the preliminarly stages of design. Surprisingly, they immediately showed me their ta-tas and naturally, I got a boner!"
We asked Prof Franklinstone if the cost of building such a device would impact the tuition of CU students. Prof Franklinsstone responded, "I believe that we cannot place a price tag on the search for the truth. We hope that we can obtain funding through existing programs and grants instead of hitting the pockets of our students. However, based on our first run through the numbers, we may require an additional $500.00 per student. After all, we are in search for the truth."
The truth is what we hear.
The truth is what we touch.
The truth is what we smell.
More importantly, the truth is what we wear ...
With the above normal temperatures across the nation, young women are wearing less and less and less. "I broke my neck just the other day checkin' out this honey. She was bangin'!" says Jason Whittenbach, a junior at CU. Dress less to impress!
With all the snow melted, women are laying out in various areas of college campuses. Some women have been wearing their bikinis to class in order to maximize their tanning time. Nicole Wippoleo stated, "That's right, I've been wearing a bikini to school since it got warm. And I try to walk in the sun on my way to class so that I can get tanner. Can't you tell!"
Based on the fabric-o-meter yesterday, female CU students wore a combined total of .96 tons of clothing, while male CU students wore 1.84 tons of clothing. Prof. John S. Franklinstone commented on the numbers, "At first, we associated the vast difference in tonage due to a maintenance issue with the fabric-o-meter. But after a "long" walk across campus for lunch, we realized that the numbers were accurate. Although I am considered a professional, I'm not afraid to admit that CU has some nice titties. It has inspired me to work on a new device to gauge the quality of women breasts. I actually inquired with a few female students if they would participate in the preliminarly stages of design. Surprisingly, they immediately showed me their ta-tas and naturally, I got a boner!"
We asked Prof Franklinstone if the cost of building such a device would impact the tuition of CU students. Prof Franklinsstone responded, "I believe that we cannot place a price tag on the search for the truth. We hope that we can obtain funding through existing programs and grants instead of hitting the pockets of our students. However, based on our first run through the numbers, we may require an additional $500.00 per student. After all, we are in search for the truth."
posted by dc @ 4:56 PM
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