What's Magna?

I recently purchased a brand new 15-speed Magna mountain bike. How much you ask? A whopping $55 ... I think that includes tax. My reason for making the purchase was to use it as my main mode of transportation to and from work. After a few days of riding to work in 95 degree heat (but its dry heat), I came to the realization that a/c is soooo much better. Yup, it took me a few days. Thanks to Progressive, I've got auto insurance once again. I was right ... a/c is the shiz-nizzl. Since insurance is for "in case sh!t happens;" if sh!t don't happen, shouldn't I get my money back?!

BTW .. Magna mountain bikes are so popular, I couldn't find a decent picture of it on Google's image search. Well, at least not on the first three pages!!! What I love even more is that I couldn't find it on the Target website. That's right folks ... it was a Target purchase. Not Target, but Tar-jey!