Valentines Day

I tried to come up with many creative ways of expressing my love for friends and family on this year's Valentines Day. I went through many, many ideas ... but none seemed to prove worthy of such an important day. What to buy ... what to make ... what to steal ... I mean borrow! Being broke didn't help either ... not much you can buy with a dollar! Oh but if you play roulette ... nevermind! But then I realized ... I don't really have to give anything to anybody on Valentines ... it's not a real holiday ... just a scam for retail stores to make more money ... damm you Things Remembered! But then I realized its a day about love ... and I get mad love from porn ... I mean ... I get mad love from my friends and family. So ... on this Valentines day ... this is my gift from me to you ...

IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS!!!