Truth Serum

Its amazing what you can find out when you add a little alcohol to a group of asians. After a crazy long night at the OP, everyone starting drinking. As I expected, the hispanics held their liquor (duh!). On the other hand, the asians did not. 1/2 a beer later, they're dancing and screaming karaoke!!! What is it with asians and karaoke??? She bang, she bang!! Good thing I didn't bring my Michael collection!

Minutes later, I found out that one of my co-workers was a stripper at the Bus Stop (OMG!). Not pretty ... and no, I didn't have any dollar bills (at least that's what I said). "Let me see your sesame chicken and I'll show you mine!" DOH! Mylanta take me away!!!