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Thursday, October 06, 2005

The 10 Mistakes Most Men Make With Women

Hard to resist SPAM ...
  1. Being too much of a nice guy ... OK, I'll be the a-hole women really want me to be.
  2. Trying to convince her to like you .. You'll like me or else.
  3. Looking to her for approval or permission .. Can I please watch football?
  4. Trying to buy her affection with food and gifts .. Damm women, you don't need to eat!
  5. Sharing how you feel too early in the relationship ... I LOVE YOU!
  6. Not getting how attraction works for women ... You like feet?
  7. Thinking that it takes money and looks ... I'm rich bitch!
  8. Giving away all your power to women ... Yes honey, whatever you say!
  9. Not knowing exactly what to do in each type of situation with women ... Turn to page 42!
  10. Not getting help ... 1-800-HELP-MAN.