Ice Cream Farts

After renting my 8th movie this week at the buster, I headed over to Glacier Ice Cream for a milk shake. While placing my order with the young 20 something yo girl, I noticed that she had a smile from ear to ear. Either (1) she thought I was cute or (2) she was eyeing the zit on my upper lip or (3) she was having a good day and her smile had nothing to do with me. Either way, she made me smile. Moments after she finished making my shake, she says, "3.85 please!" I reach into my pocket for the loot then all of a sudden .... my ass decides to interrupt the moment! It wasn't incredibly loud but noticable. She chuckled and I immediately turred red. And just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, I smelt it! It was on! Semi-silent and definitely deadly. After I got my change, I beamed to my car. I couldn't of got out of there any faster than I did. Hopefully, next time I'll remember to clinch my cheeks. BTW ... the shake was great!